GP Academy Letter 250828: Introducing The United Supreme Socialist Freedom, Peace & Love Party! (Part 1)

BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Richard Tater To Run For President in 2028!

DATELINE MILFORD, NH:  Unlike those “independent” candidates who seek only to divide America even deeper, Dr. Richard Tater, along with his vice presidential running mate, Tyson “Ty” Rant, will run as a true dependent in keeping with the General Welfare clause of the U.S. Constitution.

There’s a New Quarterback In Town!
Dr. Tater—known as “Big Dick” to his friends—can drill the American football right up the middle, thrust us into the future, score a big one for the U.S.A. and impregnate our nation with new ideas, new visions and more money for everyone who will get off the dime and vote for him!

Your support for Dick Tater will bypass our absurdly antiquated Constitution and send the legislature on permanent vacation since your new President For Life can rule by Executive Orders alone, thereby replacing the silly “rule of law” (whatever that’s supposed to mean) with the Rule of the Overseer, the way our nation's slave-holding founders intended.

And now, without further ado, we give you the man himself, Dr. Dick Tater —

Hello, my hard working friends. ​

Patrick Henry famously proclaimed "Give me benefits, or give me death!" But that was 250 years ago when the Constitution guaranteed a universal income to all slave owners. 

You’ve been filing 1040’s your entire life. Isn’t it time you deserved the unlimited government you’ve been paying for?

A government big enough to manage our entire society would be a government big enough to keep the bad guys out!

A government with enough power to keep an eye on things for all of us so terrorism never creeps into your children’s bedrooms at night!

A government big enough to put an Army tank on every street corner so Putin, ISIS and any future Hitler knows that when America says to stop at a red light, America means it!

Close Your Eyes For a Moment...

Get in touch with how wonderful this will feel. One nation, one people. All caring and sharing together what each of us brings to the table of life. 

Everyone truly equal in ways those antiquated, slave-owning founding fathers could never have imagined.

One Nation... Under All the People... Not Just The Greedy 1%

Move over, Bernie! No more 1% vs. 99% but 100% empowerment for everyone!

A total transformation of the very idea of what government means in our lives. Sound good? You bet it does! 

Ready for more?

We’ll be back with Part 2 tomorrow!