GP Academy Letter 250829: Introducing The United Supreme Socialist Freedom, Peace & Love Party! (Part 2)

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, “I have a dream!”

Dr. Richard Tater says, “I have a vision!”

And visions are bigger than dreams, right?

So envision this… a brand new political party!

Envision going beyond money-grubbing Republicans who could care less whether you live or die… beyond loony Libertarians who want to cancel the income tax so grandmothers everywhere starve to death… beyond tree-hugging Democrats who want to subsidize your every need when Dick Tater will see that everyone else takes care of you, so you can take care of them, too.

We're not talking about a party, a mere movement or even a revolution (Ron Paul? Give us a break!). We're talkin’ a GENUINE CRUSADE..

And with Dr. Tater leading this crusade we can sweep The Supreme Socialist Freedom, Peace And Love Party to a glorious crescendo and occupy—yes, Occupy!—the White House.

That's when Dick Tater, your new Leader for Life, will be there for you with free food, free housing, free college loans, free TV, free transportation, even more!

Best of all, you won't have to pay for any of this because everyone else will.  Isn't that fantastic!? Even the great Karl Marx never thought this big.

Let's Get Personal Here For a Minute
Is it fair that the 1% of fat cats are oppressing the 99% and keeping you down? Isn't that what the Bill Of Rights was written to guarantee, fairness for everyone?

Dr. Tater will take 99% of the ill-gotten profits from the ultra-rich 1% and distribute it to everyone… including you! Of course, there will be handling fees. That's the way things are in a nation as big and diverse as ours. 

And a big chunk of Wall Street's ill-gotten gains will have to be set aside to prop up the failing Social Security program. You don't want it to fail, do you?

Dr. Tater estimates that roughly 99% of that 1% will have to be set aside to cover costs for the future security of your children and grandchildren.

But you'll still end up with 1%—the same 1% that used to belong to those fat cats, so now you and the fat cats will be equal!

As for "representative government," what a laugh, right? When is the last time you felt like the government actually represented YOU? 

Dick Tater won't just represent you, he'll be everything you'd want a candidate to be if you could be that candidate yourself!

Could representative government get any better than this?

Yes, friends, it’s time for some real freedom—not those quaint notions of liberty as envisioned by our slave-owning founding fathers.

But real freedom requires a real leader.

There’s no denying that we’ve seen some real dicks in the Oval Office lately.

Now it’s time to stick a genuine Dick into the White House!

We’ll be back with Part 3 tomorrow…