Notes From Gordon 050209: "And On The Seventh Day..."

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Dear Friends,

Taking a break from writing today and using the opportunity to share a Sunday joke from The Official Redneck Joke Book, by author and consummate redneck, Cooter McButt.

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The Cabbie And The Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." 

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But you have to be single, and you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and I’m Catholic!" 

"OK," the nun says, "Pull over to the side of the road." 

The nun fulfills his fantasy and gives him a big kiss.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" 

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish." 

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.”