Notes From Gordon 250122: Ultimate Red Pill (Fun Ahead!)

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Ultimate Red Pill (Fun Ahead!)

Dear Frustrated Friend,

Have you tried awakening clueless relatives, dopey neighbors and comatose co-workers to the realities of the modern world, only to experience hair-pulling angst?

Have you knocked on their foreheads… only to discover that there’s no one home?

Have you tried reason… only to be met with an insurmountable wall of obtundity?

Good news!

Here is where Gordon can help.

Mike King of www.RealNewsAndHistory.com has produced a masterful book containing a superb overview of suppressed history titled, “Crash Course NWO: 250 Years of Globalist History In Just One Hour.”

Let the fun begin!

STRATEGY: While adopting a tone of contrition that otherwise would qualify you for an Academy Award, inform the Normals in your world that you’ve seen the light!—that you will never bring up another conspiracy theory again.

That you’ve found a book that exposes these goofy theories all in one place.

That it’s been a humbling experience for you, and you thank them for still being your friend.

With the trap thus set, send them the PDF of “Crash Course NWO” which you can download from my website HERE.

Then—KABOOM!—sit back and enjoy the show.

CAUTION: If your pastor (rabbi, priest, medicine man…) gets his hands on this and actually reads it, you may need to change churches.

If your employer reads it, you may need to change jobs.

If your neighbors read it, you may need to move to West Virginia with me and my family.

Sing along, children!

Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains,
Growin' like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia,
Mountain mama
Take me home,
Country roads

Gordon

P.S. Did you hear about the guy from West Virginia who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow? She can't touch it until she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta’ leak in my sink" and they reply, "Go right ahead."

A West Virginia state trooper pulls over a pickup and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" And the driver replies, "Bout wut?"