Notes From Gordon 250203: Which Of These Things Is Not Like The Others?

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All but one of the following statements are true.

• NASA hoaxed the moon landings

• Each ice age is preceded by a solar nova

• No such philosopher as Aristotle ever existed

• No such individual as Jesus Christ ever existed

• Space aliens crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico

• Earth’s magnetic field is in the process of reversing

• There is no lawful requirement to obtain or use a SSN

• Michele Obama is a biological male and Barack is gay

• Americans do not owe tax on domestic sources of income

• Israel’s Mossad and elements of the CIA perpetrated “9-11”

• Giant humans lived on North America prior to the last ice age

• FDR knew that the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor

• VP Lyndon Johnson masterminded the murder of President JFK

• The Earth reverses rotation with each geomagnetic polar reversal

• A network of underground tunnels and bases crisscrosses the U.S.

Correctly identify the incorrect statement and I will mail you a copy of the blockbuster paperback, Votescam: The Stealing of America. *

* I still have 25 copies left.

GP