Notes From Gordon ~ Return of THE DAILY SPAM

Hi, Gordon here.

Good news!

The time for the depressing, the dire and the dismal is over.

No more long, boring articles about surviving World War III, the approaching geomagnetic polar reversal and the end of civilization.

It’s time to have fun again… to put the fun back in dysfunctional.

Henceforth this newsletter will be renamed THE DAILY SPAM, to be accompanied by it’s own spiffy website.

For a glimpse into the tone and coverage, imagine combining The Onion, C-SPAN, Frank Zappa, Henry Thoreau, Abby Hoffman, Lysander Spooner and George Carlin all into one!

Consonant with my new theme of looking on the bright side, I promise to keep things light and fluffy—to entertain and amuse you, with a little inadvertent education thrown into the mix now and then.

The snarky will live side-by-side with the sagacious and the salubrious, while the serious is seasoned with a splash of the sardonic.

We’ll poke politicians, bugger bankers, enrage experts and trigger loony liberals at every opportunity… a good time to be had by all!

As always, this newsletter will be free and cheap at twice the price.

So keep an eye on your inbox for this exciting new episode in my lifelong romance with the Muse who, truth be told, has been off her meds lately.

In the meanwhile enjoy the increasingly hotter weather as the sun progresses towards the final phase of the current Gleissberg sunspot cycle (the true cause of global warming), which accounts for the recent increase in violent atmospheric disturbances like tornadoes and hurricanes… that sort of thing.

Dang, there I go again… so sorry!… it’s tough to break old habits.

Let me leave you with a message of hope and happiness.

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before.

To make it a little more interesting, Hillary says to the Pope,

"Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him.

Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wishing to be outdone by such arrogance, considers what he could do.

"That was impressive,” the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the entire world go crazy with joy?” 

“This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Clinton seriously doubts this, and says so.

"One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

Cheers,

Gordon