Notes From Gordon ~ RISE Goes Underground

Dear Friend,

First things first.

Public membership in RISE will wrap up this week.

If you are a subscriber, please login to your PayPal account and unsubscribe since I am unable to do so on my end.

RISE will now be taken private, with the scope of our activities expanded to include accelerated preparation for the coming economic depression and world war in the short term, and the importance of embracing the extracorporeal nature of consciousness as prelude to the looming geomagnetic polar reversal in the medium-to-long term.

If you have been joining us on our weekly meetups (or following along on video playbacks) and downloading from our Telegram channels, we sincerely appreciate your support.

If not, this change will be of no consequence to you and we appreciate your modest financial contribution.

In speaking of stuff hitting fans, I fear that the mountain of feces piled up these many years by the criminals (Roosevelt, Bushes I & II), genocidal maniacs (Truman, Nixon) and psychopaths (Johnson, Clinton, Obama) infesting the District of Columbia is going to hit such a large fan that the impact will generate a veritable Krakatoa.

Got a raincoat?

I learned many years ago as a Cub Scout to “Be Prepared.”

Heck, I even have my original, collapsing plastic mug, Bowie knife and compass.

I sincerely hope that you, Dear Reader, are not still hypnotized by your beeping smartphone and rendered mentally immobile from fear and uncertainty, in spite of my oft repeated admonitions to pay attention to the large cracks developing in the financial skating rink.

If you’ve already removed most of your imaginary money from the banking system, stacked some silver and stockpiled two year’s worth of food and other supplies, good for you.

But never forget that a band of hungry marauders can hear your emergency generator running from a mile away.

Of course, so can FEMA.

And now, on to the second thing.

Freeman McEagle is returning by popular demand and will serve as one of several contributing writers for “The Daily SPAM” at a new Substack account to be launched shortly.

Bios for our inestimable writing staff follow:

Freeman McEagle
The greatest living specimen of American liberty. Soars high above fraud and corruption. Dive bombs politicians with pinpoint accuracy. Once served as aide de camp to Wonder Warthog.

Dr. Richard Tater
2024 Presidential candidate for the "United Supreme Socialist Freedom Peace And Love Party" and advocate for the new Super Socialism. Under Dick Tater, no longer will the government be allowed to take from Tom to give to Harry. Vote for Dick and every Tom can subsidize every Harry directly from his own pocket, with the government merely serving as middleman. So much love!

Dr. J. Darwin Godley
The great webvangelist and ambassador to Earth from The Hole-y D(o)nut who rotates at the center of creation and supervises the lesser gods to maintain order in the universe. Doc Godley is assisted in these efforts by his personal assistant, Candy, who maintains the sanctuary hot tub and provides for his every need.

Xarvon
Alien investigator. Drops in on Earth every so often to see how we're doing. Unimpressed, to say the least. "Those who do not overthrow five thousand years of human history are doomed to repeat it!"

Stubby Candles
Fearless foreign currency trader. Wades into the Forex to do battle with the whales (central banks), squids (Goldman Sachs, Citigroup) and sharks (hedge funds). Known to reach through the other guy’s computer monitor to steal the food right off of his plate.

Dr. Philip G. Olson, PhD, DUI, MIA
World's expert on every subject. Cannot be stumped. Following in the footsteps of the late, great Dr. Irwin Corey who famously asked, "What was the question?"

In closing, I hope you enjoy these early days of soon-sweltering summer when mobs who feel deeply underappreciated by a government that could care less about them resume setting police cars on fire.

If you enjoy shopping in the downtowns of major cities, you might want to get that out of your system now because the ghost of Rodney King may be returning soon!

Peace,

GP