The RISE Reader: Bye, Bye, America

Good Day, Dear Ones,

I hope the swirling vortex of civilization finds you well. I thought I’d take a minute to savor some coffee (organic, of course) and unburden my frontal cortex of some pressing concerns.

This Tuesday, November 5th will likely be the last U.S. Presidential election, ever.

Which is fine with me. Every single president since FDR (a total sicko) has, provably, been either a compliant weakling (Wilson), a mass murderer (Eisenhower), a dreamer (Carter), a puppet and egomaniac (Johnson), a psychopath (Nixon), a NWO sociopath (Bush, Sr.), a low-IQ front man (Bush, Jr.), a Manchurian plant (Obama) or a latex mask-wearing body double (Biden).

That’s a pretty good track record if you ask me.

So what comes next? According to the (thus far) infallibly predictive Socrates super-AI computer: a civil war in 2025 (the South will rise again!), a global pandemic in 2026 (according to Karen Kingston, probably bird flu) along with the start of WWIII, followed by a total economic crash.

Somewhere along the line America (now Amerika) will likely be operated by the military under, I would imagine, some variety of martial law.

Understandably, all of the above is a trifle troubling. Which is why I turned to history to seek a solution that has proven infallible in rallying everyday peasants in times of trouble: RELIGION!

And thus, as I wrote recently, The Church Of Ordinary Love (COOL) was born. And we’re making progress! Already, Brother Edwin Clements has been seated on the board as Chaplain E. Staley Clements III, Head of Southern Armaments.

Pastor Olson forwarded me his latest progress in penning our sacred doctrinal statement and I share it with you here for your enjoyment and future salvation:

‘You Are Here’

Welcome, brothers and sisters. This is your humble servant and pastor, Dr. Philip G. Olson of The Church of Ordinary Love. I hope you’re having a terrific, if potentially dyspeptic day.

I write this little book to explicate the raw reality of your present situation as a taxpayer and vassal laboring on the federal plantation, soon to be cast into the dustbin of history along with the Dodo, the 8-Track Player and the Rule of Law — if you do not take timely and proper action.

This book isn’t easy to write, and it won’t be easy to read. I say that now so you won't feel anger towards me later. You will feel anger, you can be assured of that. I just want to make sure that it is properly directed.

You may need to sit up a little straighter and pull your chair up a little closer. If necessary, head to the cabinet for a shot of vodka. Russian only, of course (…is there any other kind?)

For over forty years I eschewed the amusements that fulfill the evenings of so many of my fellow citizens and devoted my spare time instead to the deliberate and purposeful study of over 5,000 books, many of which contain some of the most feared and dangerous ideas ever advanced in the areas of politics, philosophy, science, government, money and religion (but I repeat myself).

Dangerous to whom, you might ask? Dangerous to the schemes and machinations of those who have silently installed themselves as our betters; of those who seek to manipulate our world from behind a protected screen of secrecy and reclusivity; of those who have used the power of their corporations, churches, schools and institutions to shape our paradigm of reality and mold our world view to their purposes.

Do these remarks make you want to roll your eyes? Certainly, if such a state of affairs actually existed, everyone around you would already know it to be true.

But would they? How would they learn it? Where would they find out? How does the average person today learn what they learn?

It is far easier to reject that which is unfamiliar; which makes us feel insecure or rattles our view of reality, than to face disturbing new information.

But what if that information were of vital, perhaps even critical importance to our very survival? Would we not want to look then? To see? To learn?

For many, the answer is still no. For it is easier to walk away, but not without condemning the messenger along with the message. Of course this is the hallmark of the basest form of superstition and ignorance. Unfortunately, this behavior is just as prevalent among the well-educated members of society as it is among the least.

The well-educated are often just as ignorant as the least educated. They're just ignorant at a higher level.

Yes, it is a tall order for an author to attempt to hurdle a high wall of disbelief, a task made all the harder when you stop to consider that the subject matter cannot be outdone when it comes to the ultimate safety and well-being of the reader, as will be made clear further on.

So without further preface or apology I must begin. For some, what follows will sound too outrageous to remotely be true or even possible. To you I say—I understand completely. And I love you. Read this book anyway, as if it were science fiction, and I hope you find it entertaining.

To those who already have a grasp on the seriousness of our situation, I know that you will nod and agree, even as you pick up many additional details that may have remained unfamiliar to you.

I only ask that the reader remember that I am on your side and wish, like you, to live in a world that is peaceful, sane and secure.

Let me simply suggest that how you react and respond to what you are about to learn will determine whether or not you have a future.

This will be quite a journey, so strap in and let’s begin.

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To be continued…

GP